Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Speed Ageing.


Wardrobe Summary: Pink on pink on pink square toe heels, black and white tweed skirt, pink shirt, fendi glasses, tiffany necklace, star ring, gold and white gold bangle. Hair: blow dried, down and slightly rained on. Make Up: Stila cloud and espresso shadow with the usual black eyeliner, orgasm cheeks, comet lips.


I have a new obsession. Be gone with the ipod. I can never get it to charge properly anyways. I'm loving listening to saddo divorcee music on Magic FM through my phone. Last night I was belting out my fave Carpenters tunes, some Elton John, etc. It was great. It also drowned out most of the noise of the Onion Ring wailing on the phone to her Mum. Seriously - I've never heard anyone that cries so much and so loudly. She told me to give her our post box key last night. She also closes the living room door to me now. I truly feel like she has usurped all leadership of my flat. I need to find a way to take back control.


This morning I was so looking forward to plugging the radio back into my phone and I got another Carpenters tune! I was so excited. I have truly turned into a 40 year old. I guess it had to happen some time. Now I've vowed myself to a life of single-ness I guess this is as good a time as any.


Floss. x

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