Wardrobe Summary: Black faux snakeskin pumps, black dress, pink scarf, pink pearls, white gold and gold bangle, black strap watch, diamond rings. Hair: Pony tail. Make Up: Nars Emotional Rescue palette.
Hooray! I had a Monday night victory! I feel tres empowered. Not only did I manage to watch America's Next Top Model last night, but I got to follow it up with an episode of Sex and the City! OMG! Will wonders never cease? However, it seems that the Ring of Onion is starting to go a little Single White Female. She actually asked me what I thought of a denim purchase she made yesterday and regaled me with stories of all the Ralph Lauren she tried on yesterday at Harrods. This is totally un-Onion-Ring-like. I don't care what she tries on. What is bothering me is that she's taken to having an evening shower five minutes before my regular time. This means that I don't get hot water. Unhappy. She's also taken to blow drying her hair. Again, don't get me wrong, I love that people feel inspired by my grooming obsession to do more of their own grooming. My goal in life is to leave the planet a bit more beautiful than I found it. But when she blow dries it at 11.00 pm, 05.30 and 07.00 it not only worries me regarding the state of her hair's condition, but it disturbs my precious sleep!!!!!!! I'm not getting my hot shower to help me feel snoozy at night but I'm also being woken up in the wee hours by phone conversations and blow drying sessions. I must say she is looking a little better than usual lately. If she would exercise her body and not drink so much, she might actually become vaguely stylish and attractive.
Meanwhile, she's leaving the country for three weeks on Friday! Can you fathom a fraction of how excited I am? The fact that I am spending Christmas and New Years alone doesn't bother me in the slightest due to the fact that I get to have time to myself in my lovely home! I'll be painting over the patches of wall she has attacked, cleaning the carpets, airing her room out, taking hot baths, not be scared of having someone walk into my room unannounced while I'm nude. It's going to be bliss!
Floss. x
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